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Just for Laughs: A Little Hanukkah Humor

Dec 18, 2020 / By Elaine Belsito
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Advisor Funnies: A few jokes and memes for the final night of the celebration.

Source: The Chanukah Humor Pages

Source: The Chanukah Humor Pages

It was Hanukkah and the tiny Hungarian village was afraid they may not have any latkes because they’d run out of flour.

Rudi, the Rabbi, was called upon to help solve the problem.

He said, “Don’t worry, you can substitute matzo meal for the flour, and the latkes will be just as delicious.”

A woman looks doubtfully at her husband and asks him, “Samuel, do you think it’ll work?”

“Of course,” Samuel replies, “Everybody knows Rudolph the Rab knows grain, dear.”

Source: LaffGaff

Source: The Chanukah Humor Pages

Miriam, an elderly grandmother was giving directions to her grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. It was the first time he had visited her since she had moved to her new apartment.

“You come to the front door of the condominium complex. I am in apartment 2B,” Miriam says. “There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 2B. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 2. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.”

“Grandma, that sounds easy,” replies the grandson, “but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”

Miriam gasps, “What, you’re coming to visit me empty handed?”

Source: aish.com

Source: The Chanukah Humor Pages

Josh’s Mom gave him two sweaters for Hannukah.

He decides to wear one of them the next time he went to visit her. When he came in, she took one look at him and said “What’s the matter, you don’t like the other one?”

Source: aish.com

Source: The Chanukah Humor Pages

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